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# Lines Nickname Random quote
1 6835 Otto-Mate swing - can u check your avantgo pls
2 6023 Eddie thats what I've been saying :-)
3 4877 Chaos Hobbit - get saving then ;-)
4 4758 Q Otto-Mate: surely he is dead by now?
5 2227 swing if it involves Brodit car mounts, I'm not here
6 1959 UncleBob it's a bit like MPG in car brochures
7 1342 Hobbit blackpool here we come...
8 1183 ScaredyCat there's only 1 in a bulk buy
9 1172 drochaid Gadgeteer, one computer -> many monitors?
10 1113 Durnik Can you modify details by hand?
11 1021 FuzzyCat why people insist on using IE escapes me
12 948 Gadgeteer ScaredyCat, what's broken ?
13 736 TheHobbit yeah. maybe its got better since I played with it...
14 692 gadget Nothing wrong with bending it
15 660 blowback fscking lightning got my work box!
16 634 Bassfiend For a reasonable spec though - not a "crappy" P3 1GHz/
17 634 Guru i googled and something said 11:20 or something
18 615 planetWayne Eeekk the Jurys in and shittng
19 611 sparky PITA having to re-install everything
20 437 fc2|sparky Otto-Mate is in paramilitary training
21 260 Satellitecentral so best to be patient , an leave it alone , you know me , CHICKEN
22 196 geekster then i'll get me one of those
23 192 blowbacH i haven't actually tried it - could well be bollocks
24 186 EMPMan We'll I just started getting into this and I realized that there is a need.
25 122 Otto-Mac all the farting, but half the calories
26 122 otto-xda any "bargains" i need to know about then?
27 109 dazzystar hs810 is the headset, the dongle is a dlink
28 86 gadgetlap http://developer.apple.com/documentation/MacOSX/Conceptual/BPFileSystem/BPFileSystem.html
29 84 Lynchpin there's deals on some miele ATM
30 83 Filbert anyone here planning on attending LinuxWorld in London?
31 73 SquareRoot otto-mate: you sure he doesn't get called dutch_ie_?
32 66 Digizz not sure - I thought it was RH
33 62 ross doh I'm still here aswell :o
34 61 trailstar CatBot, googlefight geekster and trailstar
35 58 Smeagol pedal layout in the tiv is just right for me
36 54 Q|Away Wed Aug 17 16:01:06 BST 2005
37 52 johnb anyone want to buy a milling machine?
38 47 Durnik|AFK Or, we shut down the list, and move everything to the forums...
39 43 ts\sparky so when they introduce a robotic cook that doubles as a sex slave you'll be in seventh heaven
40 43 Dee just wondering what i needed between them
41 36 Otto-Lappy or is it supposed to be like that
42 34 benmccormack I have got a laptop in bits that I have been meaning to make into a digital picturte frame
43 33 Hobbit|PDA live traffic updates as you drive via bluetooth phone/gprs
44 30 m[aths] less of a straight A/B maths requirement for the BSc
45 29 Durnik|working Looking more and more that way.
46 28 Durbuntu Is life long enough, that is the question.
47 25 planetHeather ok - i'm missing a bit then...
48 24 Durnikbuntu Example 2: Only OpenOffice 1.0 supported.
49 23 Stubbs Doesn't usually do it on nixhelp.
50 23 Eddie[m] on the yay home at last :-)
51 20 Guru|afk probably been on the list..but as on dialup cant be arsed checking :P cheap voip kit from vonage.co.uk ?
52 19 TREllis TheHobbit: Problem is - it works, especially in Filbert's case :)
53 18 Toons tried service smbd start?
54 18 Otto someone kick otto-mate pls
55 17 Lynchpin|desk sorry Eddie, yeah UKW is doing well...
56 16 datpixelykid this is like photo but with more people
57 15 NotGadget UncleBob, still pointing at RH here :)
58 13 dbroo eek. ok, i'm best just trying it and if it works, it's A, if it don't , it's B ;)
59 10 brougham bben at a show all weekend- just got in
60 10 Bass-shower Oh yes - I forgot you bought one of those.
61 8 morner the number of times my url was posted in #linux today scared me a bit
62 8 Guru|zZz Eddie: fax Q, he'll scan it and email it you
63 8 dale every body knows it in zulu
64 7 Fingers don't know if I should post to ukha
65 7 radman no Otto-Mate, a big shed :-p
66 7 rossmc Hobbit: quiet often I've noticed that "redelivered" jobs tend to be put to the bottom of the pile the next day
67 6 DurReceiver Q: DurReceiver services here.
68 6 Durnik|zzz Remember, if cyborg frogs take over the world, we can (in the words of the song) "Blame Canada"
69 5 datPK|HighOnLife 00:52 -!- GuruzZz is away: HELLO HELLO-)(!&"(^(!"!
70 5 v1ralcode lol just finding all the channels
71 5 psi-cobra glos ay not that for from me
72 5 Eddie[away] pfffft
73 5 ts|sparky that or he can't add credit to his account quickly enough
74 5 Croccy22 is this the home automation channel?
75 4 sparky_ FFS, damn machine reboot :@
76 4 Grasshopper MIDDLE-AGE CRISIS ALERT MIDDLE-AGE CRISIS ALERT MIDDLE-AGE CRISIS ALERT
77 4 planetWayneGAME mousemats and mugs are good too!
78 3 ChaosHome lo Gooroo
79 3 swp__ Anyone having problems with MSN?
80 3 clueless drochaid's the one to talk to about whitegoods i imagine :P
81 3 Otto-VoIP-Setup ;)
82 3 mark_ Please could you change my notification settings to "non-verbose"?
83 3 ChaosAway morning
84 2 Otto-Asterisk sparky + + +
85 2 Durnik|workingagain CatBot, Durnik is just lovely, he's great, I can't say enough about him.
86 2 swing|away eek, swing is nice to Chaos
87 2 Durnik[UpHisOwnArse] where's Durnik?
88 2 dbroo_ got it. thanks. bye
89 2 ChaosLunch grrr
90 2 Renegade ello
91 2 Durnik|shredding There's something very fulfilling about shredding sometimes.
92 2 TheHobbit|Away Guru: good timing
93 2 Guru|workies prolly jammed a spud in the body
94 2 Fred hmmm, interesting, I'm getting a download speed of ~390kB/s
95 2 BenG_SimplyAutomate :-)
96 1 Gollum precious
97 1 mark Afternoon, all
98 1 Guru|baff :p
99 1 Otto-Drilling back
100 1 Stubbs_ ScaredyCat: Aye

Rudest people

# Lines Nickname Random quote
1 95 Otto-Mate outlok filter must see all the "mortgage" references and class it as spam
2 81 Bassfiend * Bassfiend has a 150 litre hot water tank.
3 76 Hobbit and http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=188053&f=5&h=0
4 74 Q [2005/06/20 21:00:30, 0] rpc_parse/parse_prs.c:prs_mem_get(537)
5 70 Eddie the word is the password is encrypted using the mac address of the unit...
6 67 FuzzyCat ERROR: can't parse '#FF3932:'
7 61 Chaos ah http://mrbass.org/linux/ubuntu/dvdshrink/
8 47 blowback i hear she's dull as fuck
9 45 TheHobbit I know it was slower, but they picked the fucking 4.5 V8 to compare against!
10 44 drochaid oh wait, yes I have ... they do utter SHITE hardware and claim it to be pro kit
11 43 swing you need an ignore asshram filter on your email :)
12 40 UncleBob somewhere between "shite" to "middling"
13 38 Durnik AP bought it to let to the American Ambassador....
14 32 ScaredyCat * ScaredyCat thinks Q should have told blowback the Dutch for "I'm gonna kill you then fuck you in the ass"
15 17 Guru swing: it wass a terrorist attack
16 17 fc2|sparky this one can do all that shit
17 14 planetWayne unable to open passdb database.
18 12 blowbacH gives you nice human readable numbers, instead of all shite you just barfed up ;)
19 12 Gadgeteer Anyone remeber what LCDTV bassfiend has ?
20 12 sparky and it's scum like that that costs us all :/
21 7 Satellitecentral naw , this velcro is like Oustside rated stuff, its er , strong shit
22 6 SquareRoot chaos: don't binatone make shitty cordless phones?
23 6 gadget By bottom I assume you mean back ;)
24 6 Smeagol going now. fuckn ten to midnight.
25 4 ross * ross saw classic scene with traffic warden + smart car
26 4 geekster CatBot, googlefight Bassfiend and geekster
27 4 Lynchpin it's unadulterated shite of the highest order
28 3 gadgetlap http://developer.apple.com/documentation/MacOSX/Conceptual/BPFileSystem/BPFileSystem.html
29 3 trailstar should be able to pass 2/3
30 3 Durnik|AFK Although, technically, shit is not classed as a metal on the periodic table.
31 2 dazzystar and I'm fukin pissed off
32 2 Hobbit|PDA fuckit
33 2 Bass-shower 21pages of blokey wank-material!
34 2 ts|sparky * tssparky jams the hot soldering iron up Q's arse
35 2 TREllis Otto-Mate: erm... pass :) not until i get a connection in my new house :)
36 1 Stubbs "I backup the "data" nightly to another PC in the rack (that is documents digital photos etc)" <--- needs a...
37 1 Toons Bassfiend: Don't think we have, I've met drochaid and bagpuss (and possibly others but forgotten!)
38 1 Guru|afk probably been on the list..but as on dialup cant be arsed checking :P cheap voip kit from vonage.co.uk ?
39 1 ts\sparky with scum in possession?
40 1 dale i have fuck bush mother
41 1 Durbuntu * Durbuntu leans closer to a DVD server with every passing month
42 1 Filbert http://www.arsebiscuits.com/mock_fist/mock_fist.htm
43 1 UncleBob|away welcome Bassfiend
44 1 Q|Away "Why on earth would someone want to read this shit?"
45 1 EMPMan yes. But documentation would be provided.
46 1 NotGadget With shittylink anything is possible
47 1 Durnik|working Mary went out yesterday to get 150 1st class stamps

Most expressive

# Actions Nickname Random action
1 1084 Q * Q counterstrikes with a swedish link to his project
2 444 Otto-Mate * Otto-Mate will be 38 shortly
3 346 Eddie * Eddie is having a war of words with paypal...
4 215 Hobbit * Hobbit hopes either the drives or the controller card comes with sata cables....
5 166 Chaos * Chaos returns from Chiropractor
6 143 TheHobbit * TheHobbit waits for cacti to collect its first 3 data sets
7 140 swing * swing prepares a letter of complaint to Eddie for not responding to *my* email...
8 114 drochaid * drochaid phones the MPAA!
9 107 Gadgeteer * Gadgeteer has had no problems with 123
10 106 ScaredyCat * ScaredyCat wonders at the 50,000 UncleBob references
11 96 fc2|sparky * fc2sparky hands Bassfiend the Windows Device Driver Developer Toolkit >:)
12 92 UncleBob * UncleBob considers going it alone next time around
13 88 sparky * sparky has a 1400VA one
14 74 gadget * Gadget decides to stnadardise on 8 pin DIN connectors
15 66 Durnik * Durnik decides to earn some cash :-)
16 63 FuzzyCat * FuzzyCat slaps drochaid
17 55 Guru * Guru .....................has ran off with those :)
18 53 planetWayne * planetWayne didnt know that cacti could even draw!
19 47 blowback * blowback bangs head on desk
20 40 Bassfiend * Bassfiend needs a 5Si MX Postscript SIMM
21 17 Otto-Mac * Otto-Mac listens to Cool and the Gang :)
22 13 ts\sparky * ts\sparky interested for mce box
23 12 blowbacH * blowbacH passes on RH costs to client
24 10 gadgetlap * gadgetlap is impressed with the ability of ukha mods to spot OT subjects ;)
25 10 Filbert * Filbert was just thinking that
26 10 Smeagol * Smeagol has almost finished with the Proliant
27 8 otto-xda * otto-xda curses bloody sand
28 7 ts|sparky * tssparky brings GMT forward by 2 months... an extra hour to go now Q
29 5 geekster * geekster listens to :: Orbtal - Doctor ?
30 5 Hobbit|PDA * HobbitPDA considers getting the laptop to kick shirley
31 4 Q|Away * QAway switches off the lights
32 3 planetHeather * planetHeather waves to Otto-Mate
33 3 Lynchpin * Lynchpin could comment but resists
34 3 trailstar * trailstar loads abit utilities etc
35 3 SquareRoot * SquareRoot guesses scaredycat doesn't raid5 then
36 3 Eddie[m] * Eddie[m] whispers adobe to otto-mate
37 2 Otto-Lappy * Otto-Lappy doesn't follow that stuff
38 2 Guru|afk * Guruafk drops Q in the ocean
39 2 Dee * Dee didn't like gallery
40 2 Durbuntu * Durbuntu leans closer to a DVD server with every passing month
41 2 Durnik|AFK * DurnikAFK looks at both the phones on his desk - both have a w
42 2 Durnik|working * Durnikworking is with Chaos on this one.
43 2 TREllis * TREllis never opens any Otto-Mate links at work now... even if they do look legit :)
44 1 m[aths] * m[aths] releases the haggises
45 1 dbroo * dbroo apologises for on-topicness
46 1 Toons * Toons is not a whisky drinker
47 1 DurReceiver * DurReceiver holds a quick auction.
48 1 Durnik|foodhunting * Durnikfoodhunting had two tomatos, and a banana
49 1 dazzystar * dazzystar confused
50 1 ross * ross saw classic scene with traffic warden + smart car
51 1 Guru|zZz * GuruzZz gone
52 1 radman * radman is bored
53 1 rossmc * rossmc prepares the bunker
54 1 NotGadget * NotGadget wonders if getting to the council tip today is a good idea
55 1 johnb * johnb decides on the netgear
56 1 Durnik|cooking * Durnikcooking waves to planetWayne

Most inquisitive

# Qs Nickname Random question
1 731 Otto-Mate can several people be logged in as root at same time?
2 698 Eddie erm, I get broadcast has ended... has it landed?
3 653 Chaos why did it call itself ssh tunneling ?
4 501 Q what exactly are you using it for then?
5 338 swing you want consistency now??!?
6 175 UncleBob what's the latest ver of xbmc?
7 138 Hobbit Q: problems with eclipse?
8 133 Durnik Which do you think looks nicer?
9 123 drochaid when did thinkgeek become a parody site?
10 117 planetWayne these disks are read only or writable in the 'union'?
11 107 Gadgeteer Otto-Mate, did it involve a screwdriver ?
12 98 TheHobbit and dual core CPUs are counted as single CPU?
13 92 ScaredyCat Filbert: you slag, you here?
14 79 gadget One of you're better caht up lines that Q ?
15 77 sparky Chaos, how much better is m0n0wall then?
16 75 Bassfiend You reckon they would be?
17 71 blowback did they try to use a different card then?
18 63 Guru the directors house I was at earlier - his friend owns/runs that or something?
19 61 FuzzyCat did you see that HA setup ?
20 45 fc2|sparky Otto-Lappy, so is everything OK after the "march"?
21 37 dazzystar anyone know if there is anywhere in London I can pick up a spa 3000?
22 31 blowbacH anybody know if the logitech harmony remote is any cop?
23 22 geekster did you just try and admit to owning suck-my-cock.net in a roundabout way?
24 22 SquareRoot scaredycat: is that isdn e1 then?
25 22 EMPMan Do you know of any RS232 to IP converts for cheap?
26 19 Satellitecentral any one ever used , or tried one off these ?
27 16 Otto-Mac ScaredyCat: have u turned completely homo?
28 14 otto-xda snom 100 voip phones any good?
29 12 gadgetlap Lynchpin, here's one for you, are prestige cookers re-badged de-longis ?
30 8 benmccormack I am looking for Mr Whitegoods?
31 8 ts\sparky Chaos: you tried out that pentiumM board yet?
32 8 Digizz scaredycat been around lately?
33 7 Stubbs Does anyone else get a list of users on #ukha endlessly every minute or so?
34 7 Lynchpin cheesy bot or cheesy planetWayne?
35 7 johnb what frame rate do you get on uploaded ftp images?
36 6 Smeagol Otto-Mate: what colour AXGT?
37 5 ross drochaid: what date is that?
38 5 Dee do you know many car audio bods?
39 4 planetHeather public pa, yo need the speakers + amps + mixer ?
40 4 Durnikbuntu Anyone any experience of two monitors creating "superwidescreen" on linux?
41 3 dbroo evening all. having trouble getting misterhouse to work with my Cm12U , anyone able to help please?
42 3 Filbert do we ask what they were doing?
43 3 NotGadget You still got e-mail going both ways ?
44 3 Durnik|AFK Otto - what's the link to that server you built?
45 3 Croccy22 is this the home automation channel?
46 3 Durnik|working ... like the one 10 minutes drive away across town?
47 3 TREllis Anyone used a Zoom x5v router?
48 2 Otto-Lappy all picture and no sound from the mrs?
49 2 Toons tried service smbd start?
50 2 trailstar hey, anyone familiar with abit motherboards?
51 2 Durbuntu UncleBob - what product?
52 2 rossmc anyone got that skype thing?
53 1 Fingers any Rapid people here?
54 1 DurReceiver Q's car?
55 1 Guru|afk probably been on the list..but as on dialup cant be arsed checking :P cheap voip kit from vonage.co.uk ?
56 1 Grasshopper that was fun?
57 1 datpixelykid are you still here?
58 1 Durnik[UpHisOwnArse] where's Durnik?
59 1 swp__ Anyone having problems with MSN?
60 1 Eddie[away] drochaid: you about?
61 1 Durnik|zzz Bulk buy, anyone?
62 1 mark_ Please could you change my notification settings to "non-verbose"?

Top CatBot users

# Uses Nickname Random command
1 109 FuzzyCat catbot, convert 75kg to stones
2 81 ScaredyCat CatBot: googlefight wet lettuce and swing
3 46 Otto-Mate catbot, ScaredyCat is a sperm suckin, skype usin, bum bandit
4 29 Durnik Catbot, Otto-Mate was a Subaru Turbo and a Mac - can you spell "mid-life crisis?"
5 25 swing CatBot: googlefight ScaredyCat and CatBot
6 22 Q CatBot, Q is <reply> I love you too handsome
7 20 Bassfiend CatBot, googlefight Fuzzycat and BAssfiend
8 20 drochaid catbot, googlefight trailstar's penis and drochaid's penis
9 13 Guru CatBot: reduce ScaredyCat's office temp to -50.4 C
10 8 Hobbit so, swing... when do you think the replacement will come......????
11 8 planetWayne what dlink dongle you use??
12 8 Filbert CatBot: googlefight scotland and england
13 7 SquareRoot catbot: long time no see!
14 6 trailstar CatBot, googlefight drochaid and CatBot
15 5 TheHobbit 9490B or R ??
16 4 Lynchpin CatBot, abuse Guru is <action> zips up the gimp mask and prepares to abuse the little twat
17 3 geekster CatBot, googlefight auotomated home and geekster
18 3 Chaos drochaid - where is the info coming from ??
19 3 Durnik|AFK So, I can call 1-800-WWW-DELL from the _UK_, can I ????
20 3 fc2|sparky CatBot, Bassfiend is a fat twat
21 2 datPK|HighOnLife #(*&$B sdf ??????
22 2 Lynchpin|desk CatBot, abuse Guru
23 2 UncleBob whatshappenin'??
24 2 gadget Q ??
25 2 Gadgeteer Anyone know what the thread on a UK tap is ??
26 2 sparky CatBot, otto-xda is swimming with turds
27 1 gadgetlap Eddie, ??
28 1 planetHeather helloeeee??
29 1 Durnik|workingagain CatBot, Durnik is just lovely, he's great, I can't say enough about him.
30 1 psi-cobra your rape tag??
31 1 otto-xda catbot, forget otto-xda
32 1 Digizz how to install: rpm -Uvh filename ?????

Top 5 #ukha op abusers

# Kicks Nickname Random kick
1 37 Otto-Mate *** Q was kicked from #ukha by Otto-Mate (- Otto-Mate Kicks Q)
2 8 FuzzyCat *** Bassfiend was kicked from #ukha by FuzzyCat (use grep!)
3 4 ScaredyCat *** Otto-Mate was kicked from #ukha by ScaredyCat (muwhahahaha)
4 2 Lynchpin *** Q was kicked from #ukha by Lynchpin (just because i don't like to disappoint people :P)
5 1 Q *** Otto-Mate was kicked from #ukha by Q (bye bye)

Top 5 #ukha victims

# Kicked Nickname Random kick
1 31 Q *** Q was kicked from #ukha by Otto-Mate (- out of the country)
2 7 Bassfiend *** Bassfiend was kicked from #ukha by FuzzyCat (use grep!)
3 4 Otto-Mate *** Otto-Mate was kicked from #ukha by Otto-Mate (Kick)
4 2 swing *** swing was kicked from #ukha by Otto-Mate (Kick)
5 2 Guru *** Guru was kicked from #ukha by ScaredyCat ((collendar))


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